What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
