people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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