The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I got inside last night via doggy door
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