my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm always down for nudity.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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