ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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