4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
