okay pat passed out under dana's car
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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