everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Randomize
