i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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