He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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