there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Text me some of your sweat
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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