he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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