As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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