Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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