In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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