its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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