i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm both gender and math confused
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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