can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
there was a trapeze. enough said
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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