Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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