you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Barsexuality is the new black.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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