so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
