You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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