if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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