She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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