Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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