ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think I am morally bankrupt
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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