: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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