its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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