Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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