Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You were trust falling into bushes
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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