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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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