I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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