i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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