We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
