The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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