She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
we should paint friendship bongs
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