it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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