Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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