I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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