My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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