Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
pray to the hookup gods
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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