Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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