Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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