Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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