Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's rum buckets o'clock
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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