Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Randomize
