you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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