Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
