he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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