I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
