This is not my ceiling
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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