I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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