4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just gargled with NyQuil
We need to feng shui this bitch.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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