You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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